Love fromage? Clamber onto a giant cheeseboard in Greenwich

Man-sized mice will be dishing up artisan cheeses from across Europe – with mulled wine to wash it down

Chow-down on unlimited cheese and mulled wine. Photo: PR
In the run up to Christmas, Greenwich’s Studio 338 is transforming into a giant, immersive (stinking?) cheeseboard.

Brimming with a heady selection of some of Europe’s finest artisan cheeses, the fromage festie will be set up around a hefty wagon-wheel of Camembert, with samples handed out by, none other than, man-sized mice. Squeak.

“Think ‘Honey, I Shrunk The Kids’, if they were lucky enough to find themselves in a cheese-and-wine heaven,” say the organisers. Okaaay.

Mulled wine to wash it all down. Photo: PR
Spreading over three arenas, the interactive cheeseboard offers dairy-discoverers the opportunity to nibble on as much cheese as their tastebuds (and waistlines) will permit with unlimited biscuits and mulled wine to wash it all down with.

There’s also a selection of vegan-friendly alternatives up for grabs and, for the more saccharine-inclined, ample samples of creamy cheesecake.

Once the supplies have finally run dry, there’s still tons to do – and the cheeseboard will turn into a dance floor with DJs spinning (you guessed it) cheesy anthems until the early morn.

Guess it’s not everyday you get to boogie alongside a 6ft mouse with a belly full of goudaness.

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Tickets include unlimited free cheese, biscuits and mulled wine, starting from £30, available here. Festival runs 16th, 17th & 23rd Dec, Studio 338, 338 Boord St, SE10.

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